Question: Useless Super Power

If you could have any useless super power, what would it be? (“Useless,” as in you probably couldn’t save the world or stop any super villains with it.)

Examples: The power to make ice cream anytime and any place, the power to find the missing sock to a pair, the power to completely tune out all noise whenever you choose.


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  • Brenna
    February 24, 2017 - 7:51 pm · Reply

    I would love to have the power to make any child stop crying and feel happy, just by standing within a foot of him or her. I always want to try to help children who are crying in public places, but I know that would be creepy. This way I could help them without anyone knowing.

    I’d also love to be able to make my coffee the perfect temperature to drink without waiting, and keep it from getting cold.

    • Elizabeth Newsom
      February 27, 2017 - 2:17 pm · Reply

      Wow! Both excellent choices for powers–especially helping younger children. Then working in the nursery would be a breeze.

  • O look... a distraction
    March 15, 2017 - 10:12 pm · Reply

    Would it be considered “useless” if its being used and benefiting something????

    My “useless” superpowers would be “moonwalk, but only on the moon”
    or “be invisible, but only when people aren’t looking at you”

    my “useful” but not generic superpowers would be
    Punching people in the face over the internet, and to summon my own Awkward Avoidance Viking when I need him/her. But mostly want the Viking…

    • Elizabeth Newsom
      March 20, 2017 - 5:16 pm · Reply

      Ha!!! Invisibility when people aren’t looking at you… Definitely qualifies as useless 😉

      Ha! Totally get the viking references. Sounds like a great solution to life’s awkward situations.

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