Writing Prompt: Lame Pick-up Lines

This writing prompt is a bit different. What is the lamest pick-up line that you’ve ever heard/made up? AND how can you use that in a story?


Here are a few made by me, my brother, and my little sister (in that order):

Will you be the chick in my chicken nugget?

Are you my brother? Because you have his eyes.

You must have a center of gravity, because I’m attracted to you.


My brother met an elderly man at a gym, who told him that this pickup line would never fail him. The man said he’d used it five times in the past five years, and it’d always worked.

First ask if her name is Katie. If she says yes, you sing the following:

Oh, Katie, with green eyes

What a surprise

Beauty, beyond beauty

You are such a cutie.


Pick-up lines an elderly man used on my mom:

It’s not often that you get to see the sun rise twice in one day.

I must’ve known you were coming, because I just took my heart medication.

My mom as she’s checking out: I’m sorry this is taking so long.

Elderly man: Oh, it’s fine. I could look at you all day.

Recent Comments

  • (Name)
    September 14, 2016 - 2:53 am · Reply

    Do all of them count???XD here is a list of all I know.

    “Hey you!!! Are you in my organic chemistry class? Cuz I think our chemistry is organic?” – Jason Gray

    “hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven”

    “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? ”

    “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. ”

    “shall I compare thee to a summer’s day. You’re hot”

    “girl you’re breaking the old testament law, Cuz you are workin it on the Sabbath”

    (some of the weirder ones, sorry)

    “do you live in a corn maze? bc I’m stalking you”

    “whoo girl! you are my appendix bc I don’t understand how you work but this feeling inside me wants to take you out”

    “my love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in”

  • (Name)
    September 14, 2016 - 3:12 am · Reply

    I was wrong here are more…

    “uh…are you Egyptian? bc if you don’t go out with me in gonna unleash pestilence and plagues on you and your family”

    “oh! so you think you are Peter now!? BC YOU DENIED MY FRIENDSHIP REQUESTS 3 times!”

    “you can call me Judas bc I’m about to kiss you on the check. oh! but I wont betray you.”

    “oh so I know you invited Jesus into your heart BUT is there room for me ;)”

    “I feel like I’ve been wondering in the dessert for 40 days and 40 nights bc you are that tempting”

    “Hey are you the sea of Galilee, bc you are the only gal I see”

    “My name id Will, God’s will”

    “you put the cute back in persecution” – I like this one

    “Not a fan of your last name, don’t worry, I can change that”

    “um excuse me, but I believe one of your ribs belongs to me”

    “you are so unblemished, that I can sacrifice you” -that one is good 2

    “Is your name grace?, bc clearly you are so amazing”

    ” Are you looking for a knight in shinning armor, bc I so happen to have the full armor of God”

    I believe that’s it. A full page of toxic waste.

  • (Name)
    September 14, 2016 - 3:17 am · Reply

    I didn’t make these up. I have no idea how you can corporate pick-up lines unless it is for laughs, or displaying bad character. funny story 🙂

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