This writing prompt is a bit different. What is the lamest pick-up line that you’ve ever heard/made up? AND how can you use that in a story?
Here are a few made by me, my brother, and my little sister (in that order):
Will you be the chick in my chicken nugget?
Are you my brother? Because you have his eyes.
You must have a center of gravity, because I’m attracted to you.
My brother met an elderly man at a gym, who told him that this pickup line would never fail him. The man said he’d used it five times in the past five years, and it’d always worked.
First ask if her name is Katie. If she says yes, you sing the following:
Oh, Katie, with green eyes
What a surprise
Beauty, beyond beauty
You are such a cutie.
Pick-up lines an elderly man used on my mom:
It’s not often that you get to see the sun rise twice in one day.
I must’ve known you were coming, because I just took my heart medication.
My mom as she’s checking out: I’m sorry this is taking so long.
Elderly man: Oh, it’s fine. I could look at you all day.